Yes, it is April which means...it's time for my annual joke. You know the one, don't you? It's a guaranteed eye roll from the Lizard King. If you don't remember it, don't worry. I'm here to tell it today and you can be sure to catch it again next year. Okay...here goes!
If April showers
bring May flowers
What do May flowers bring?
Do you remember the punchline?
Have you figured it out yet?
I learned this joke in first grade and I tell it every April.
Yes, LK rolls his eyes every time I tell it.
PILGRIMS!!!
The Mayflower
Of course in first grade, I didn't get the joke.
See you all next year!!