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Thursday, December 3, 2009

A True Friend

One of my best friends sent this to me the other day. You may have seen it, but I had to share.



1. When you are sad,


I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you..


3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused,

I will use little words..


7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have...


8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!


9. This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

***********************

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

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